One website has a list of wacky diet inventions patented by people who obviously had too much weight on their hips and time on their hands

The all in one exercise suit is a space suit style contraption which means you have to exercise your muscles to make even the smallest exertion

The Butt Master is a nappy like device which tones your backside as you walk

The Hand Near Mouth Alarm is a sensor built into your watch which alerts any time your hand goes near your mouth……..

And the fork with the red light indicating stop - you’ve eaten too much can only cause trouble………..we’ve all heard of road rage but what about food rage…