Mr. Doubletalk, aka rubbery faced fast talker Durwood Fincher, introduces himself as “industry expert” Doctor Robert Payne, while delivering presentations designed to bemuse, confuse and ultimately amuse corporate audiences

Fincher even outdoes himself in the gibberish stakes with occasional tv appearances confusing occasional “celebrities” like Tom “I used to be married to Roseanne” Arnold with his expert opinions on the weather.

All of which goes to show you can never underestimate the earning power of verbiage twisted at an incontrovertibly acute angle of obfuscationary displacement.