The Real Men Rules
With attendance at mass falling many people are looking to secular areas for spiritual guidance.
One website has compiled the Men Commandments - a modern day list for the not so modern day macho man…….here’s some of the rules you need to follow if you want to stay in the bread winners club….
Thou shalt not buy a birthday present for another Man……even remembering your friend's birthday is strictly optional
Though shalt not let a friend wear Speedos. Ever.
Thou shalt not watch Men's Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.
Thou shalt not own a cat or like thy girlfriend's cat.
And finally
Thou shalt not share an umbrella with another man
Sadly, we can’t guarantee following The Men Commandments will get you into heaven but they’re quite likely to put you in the doghouse.
