They’ve mocked up a poster campaign to help him recruit more reserve gardai. The billboard features the iconic Uncle Sam Wants You image replaced with Michael’s head showing an inviting toothy grin.

Seemingly, McDowell wants you and the selection criteria are simple. Can you whistle menacingly as you twirl a truncheon, walk slowly around neighbourhoods and lean against doorways. Have you seen the directors cut of Taxi Driver. Does your arse look fat in nylon navy pants. Answer yes and you could be in. Instant respect, power and the opportunity to drink unperturbed after hours are some potential perks and you’ll get a snazzy uniform in one of two colours – ordinary navy or faded navy.