If you’ve got plenty of room on top well now you’ve got plenty of friends. Visit the website of the League of Thinning Men and you’ll find a small yet robust group united against a common enemy - rallying against the peddling of rugs, drugs and plugs. Some say bald but they say bold.

The site offers a support network for those of us with an open plan head and even has advice on the dying art of domebuffery – the art of shining your bald spot. But, most of all these hairless country gents should be noted for their refutal of so called sexy stereotypes and being proud to be bald, fat and ugly.