Inmates for you is a site touting outgoing inmates who are in search of friends, pen pals, and even that love of their life. Why wait ? the site implores, these ladies are waiting to hear from you now.

Surely true love will run it’s course undeterred by a mesh of reinforced bulletproof glass and the fact that standard issue prison overalls don’t come in “sexy”.

Remember though, if an inmate is for you do be practical - check the vital statistics - age, star sign, location and most important of all - expected release date.