Designed so micro managers can manage their minions pushing them to give 100 per cent when they’d rather be taking 40 winks.

Well, thank the internet for a clever fake your awake scam. Visit the blog in question to see a picture of a person who appears to be staring straight back at you.

Gaze closer, though, and you’ll notice that the facial features are in fact, made out of hair - the awake faker has shaved the top of his dome in a rather convincing eye, nose, goatee configuration so as to deflect attention from his real face

The fake awake look is easily achieved with a dax wax-scissors-curling tong combination but it has a limited application and unfortunately wouldn’t really be applicable for those who are a) bald or b) female.