Beef Burglars
Reports of human abductions are old hat but one site is reporting a more sinister variant….
Alien cow abductions – over 100,000 to date according to the site
The last thing Ireland’s agricultural industry needs is interference from nefarious cownappers so affirmative action must be taken. The site suggests applying alien deflector shields or tin foil, or using the cow crow, a sinister looking anti alien device and some are even disguising their milkers.
Remember, if you see any friesians being frisked, bovines being beamed up then contact the relevant authorities. Working together maybe we can keep these beef burglars at bay.
