Communication is via the Mystifying Oracle which spells out answers on a ouija board... we started out by asking...
What’s it like to be dead
The hand said "Not sure..."
We asked "Why not..."
The hand said "Can’t say...."
Frustratingly when we asked how long they were deceased, where did they live, how much is a pint of milk and what were this weeks lotto numbers all we got were a succession of forgots, don’t knows and can’t says...

But when it came to difficult metaphysical questions such as what is the meaning of life the mysterious ouija digits were on much better form...the answer came straight back – a Monty Python film.