So says this site and just in case you’re not one of them – guess what - they offer to simulate the experience for you.

The site goes on to say - why wonder if they're ever going to come for you? Why invest the time, trouble, and expense involved in an actual abduction when our highly trained and professional staff can provide you with memories of the alien abduction that you have been waiting for your entire life?

The site even has an abductalizer giving your personal abduction analysis factor or in plain English – the chances that little green men will come and take you away. It took me 10 minutes to key in my details and when I pressed submit – what did I get……Page not found…..now that’s spooky……