Ahead of that, we’re veering off the beaten track and onto the internet abode of Top Gear for an answer to the question - what do you get when you combine clueless car owners, tasteless tat and a spanner ? Answer - carbage.

The peeps at Top Gear have dedicated a whole section to hideously modified motors of which there are many. Confusing animal metaphors abound - there’s a beetle bug which has been made to resemble a mouse complete with fur and whiskers…and a fiat panda which looks like a fiat dolphin thanks to the addition of tail spoiler and fin roof rack.

The Mini Mini could only be driven by a toddler or a leprechaun, but top marks go to Mel from Mel’s Hot Dogs who’s created the best Carbage ever - his beetle doubles as a billboard complete with protruding frankfurter.