So be grateful for the aeroplane flight attendants, whom with enviable humour and patience line up like a synchronised Olympic YMCA rain dance team and dutifully point randomly at where the aeroplane is most likely to break apart on impact.

Although its for our own safety, truth be told we do tend to zone out after a minute or two.

Not so the passengers on a recent flight from LA to Chicago, where a flight attendant with a promising future on the pantomime circuit serenades his passengers.

Belonging more on the catwalk than the runway, check out this online video where he dispatches his duties with the sarcasm of a Jewish grandmother and the delivery of a Vegas pro.