Miss Teen America Can't Find America
As a result, Caitlin’s 15 seconds of Youtube fame will go down as notorious rather than victorious. The video shows what happens when she’s asked why only one fifth of Americans can find their country on a map.
Caitlin should have fluttered her eyelids and given some lip service to world peace, third world empowerment and children being our future. Instead she floats off on a stream of unconsciousness worthy of Joyce's Finnegan's Wake.
In an almost breathless, completely brainless monologue, she attributes American geographical sloppiness to the fact that "a lot of US Americans don't have maps." She also believes "that our education, like such as South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and over here in the US, should help the US."
This toddler grade gibberish might make you think blonde or bimbo but it’s not unpossible that Caitlin isn’t entirely to blame. After all, the Commander in Chief of her country recently framed the debate on education by asking the following - the question must be asked is our children learning ?
The answer, clearly, is no.
