Male Bathroom Etiquette
Now, thanks to the evidence of one online video it appears their work might have been in vain. According to the makers, furthering the cause of peace and harmony in the world will not be achieved by disarming armies or terrorising terrorists. The solution isn’t on the battlefield it’s in the bathroom.
Their evacuation etiquette has nothing to do with Iraq and everything to do with urinals. According to them if all men could follow some basic bathroom rules the world would be a safer, cleaner place.
Did you know, for example, that under no circumstances should two adjacent urinals be in use at the same time. Coughing is acceptable, but any noise in a public restroom which does not emanate from the plumbing is considered extremely undesirable.
Finally, the sanctity of the bathroom should never be defamed with conversation so you should save any jibber jabber til after the action. The video concludes that if men can find common ground the world will be one step closer to peace and harmony.
Maybe it’s true or maybe….they’re just talking arse.
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