Well, this site is here to make mornings more tolerable by letting you download and use a personalised wake up call (with a difference). For the fellas there’s sultry Lucy.

For the ladies there’s Sheldon - a second rate Barry White. Mmmm mmm.

And for everybody else there’s the decidedly creepy tones of a guy praising your “awesomeness”
- conjuring up images of a sweaty serial killer with a lisp, holding a warm cup of coffee in one hand and an axe in the other. That should get you out of bed.