"War - what is it good for?", Bruce Springsteen once sagely asked. The answer might have been "Good for people who make tanks and bombs, but generally not so good for the preservation of the human race".

It seems the human race is hell bent on bombing seven shades of shi'ite (sand) out of each other and there's no way around it. Unless we try the ultimate non-impact no-contact contest that is Googlefight. In the Googlefight arena, you enter two topics and the winner is decided by whichever garners the most Google search results.

Via the Internet, Googlefight has refereed fights like Kramer versus Kramer, America versus Iraq and God versus Satan, so adjudicating the Middle East crisis should be a breeze.