We should be perfect for an important climate experiment being carried out by one website. Climate change calculations are amazingly complex and require a Croke Park sized rack room stacked with super computers or the help of hundreds of volunteers which is where you come in. Download a simple screensaver which triggers a tiny pc programme which uses a small portion of your processing power to carry out calculations which are then sent back to climate HQ in Oxford…

You and your computer will be helping to build an invaluable scientific resource - which someday could replace the likes of Gerald Fleming. Iif only we could teach the damn things to wink.