Scratching their chiselled jaws, flexing their perfectly toned muscle….it’s not all David Beckham though

One site has collected a whole load of damning evidence proving the existence of an alarming phenomena – yes it’s the ugly footballer. Trust me, you’ll be amazed at the amount of mouldy mullets, curvy combovers and pug ugly players who have graced the pitch for many major clubs.

The site even has a section for ugly fans, ugly refs and ugly injuries and you can play a version of ugly footballers trumps if your eyes can handle the pressure. It’s very unfair given that ugly footballers are at a professional disadvantage - it’s much more difficult to score a goal if you’re cross eyed.