Tiger reveals his hatred in a commercial which never aired here, but is online. It features Mr Woods reprising the role of greenskeeper Carl Spackler in a spoof of the movie Caddyshack. He must free the fairways from the bucktoothed terrorists - the world's most famous golfer meets the worlds most famous gopher - "Hallo Mr Gopher, this is Mr Tiger".

Tiger wins the day and come the Ryder Cup crunch the experience could stand to him. Consider the facial resemblance between his old enemy - the gopher - and his new one: Ian Woosnam.