Step up Carlos Valderrama with a Don King effort which as well as blocking out the sun must have doubled his body weight. Chris Waddle circa Italia 90 had more than a dribbling style that was unorthodox – his mullet was out of this world.

Bobby Charlton’s 1966 comb over was clearly the style which Rab C Nesbitt fashioned himself after. Finally, Brazil may not have made the final in 78, but they were clear winners in the World Cup’s worst barnet - exhibiting a dizzying array of stylings from afros to perms to mullets ensuring they would never be beaten on the noggin.