Today's site features more Turkeys than a butchers shop in December. Take “Slient Night, Deadly Night” from 1992. In a drastic fall from grace, Mickey Rooney stars as a demented toymaker who's toys are possessed. Although not as much as the exec who gave this trash the green light.

It's not to be confused with 1973 slasher fest “Silent Night, Bloody Night” about a psychopath running loose during the holidays. Someone should have given him the address of whoever was responsible for this bilge.

Former Playmate Jenny McCarthy sheds her dignity once again for the atrocious “Santa Baby”, a loose modern day adaptation of A Christmas Carol, with Jenny woefully miscast as a Scrooge.

But our pick as Christmas turkey of all time is “Santa Conquers the Martians”. A lunatic mesh of tinsel and Science Fiction worthy of Ed Wood, its creation can only be attributable to one too many Brandy's consumed in the Hollywood Hills.

All we need now is a sequel with Father Jack as Father Christmas.