It is called corpses for sale and it does exactly what it says on the coffin. That’s right now you can buy your own cusotmized corpse with amazing attention to detail the head turns from side to side, the mouth opens, all the limbs move and the fingers can be bent into different positions.

You can choose from male corpses like Burnt Reynolds or Uncle Fester or there’s Aunt Matilda or Oldie Hawn in the female range

You’re probably too late to order for this Halloween and nobody wants a pretend dead body clogging up the lounge so you might want to pre order for next year
Entry level corpses start at about 500 euro but don’t worry if you can’t afford a whole corpse apparently you can just buy the head