Politically Incorrect Alphabet
Remember when you were five? And the classroom walls were plastered with simple, brightly coloured pictures showing the alphabet? Well there's a guy in the warped classroom at the end of the Internet who doesn't see why A always has to be for apple, or B always has to be for ball...
So he's come up with his own ABC - An un-politically correct ABC if you will, complete with illustrations where C is for catapult, D is for dunce, E is for executioner, And F stands for being fat... not morbidly obese, as it's nowadays known.
And who is this person responsible for corrupting our children with this politically incorrect propaganda? How does this alphabet debaser fund his fiendish way? Well according to the site, he's a school headmaster - so that's alright then.
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