Y’know someday people will get bored with being pretty and that’s when we’ll all need - the Uglifier - .a nifty piece of software designed to make you see what your face would look if you were pug ugly.

Upload any digital images and you can manipulate them with your magic hand……Pinnochio nose….no problem…….elongated forehead…..there ya go……gargoyle look….easy peasy……face like the back of a bus…..have it your way…and when you’re satisfied with the new look you can mail it to all your friends to see.

Remember being pretty is so last year - going under the knife is expensive and painful so buck the trend, forget about plastic surgery and try some uglifier plasticine surgery instead…