Finding out what the future holds has never been easier. Just key in some basic and let the internet weave it’s magic…

The site claims to have a team of mediums….spiritualists…. mind readers…..and orthodontists working on your results. Don’t expect any woolly mystical musings about your star being in the ascendent and suchlike…the team takes a no nonsense approach…..my horoscope advised I should stop searching for love, see a psychiatrist and move to another continent

Still at least career prospects were positive – apparently I would get what I deserve. So that’s no promotion, no huge salary and no recognition then…