Elevator Rules
Floor Space: Someone in cyberspace has made it their mission to make the world a better place - "one elevator ride at a time". Elevator Rules is dedicated to the dubious etiquette of travelling by lift.
Concerning itself with topics like button management, touching, personal space and oversize packages, not to mention inappropriate or tasteless behaviour.
It may sound alarmingly mundane, but for the upwardly mobile these are rising concerns... although publishing a book of elevator rules does go a bit far... I mean, who would buy a book about elevator rules? Well, a quick glance on Amazon reveals that the person who did... also bought... the little book of horse poop... now I wish I hadn't asked.
