That would be lots of fun, but technically illegal. Instead, it's a forum for joe public to air their views about these triangular steel wheels.

Their email petition has attracted over 2700 people making the case for and against the clamper crusade. Judging by this evidence, there's plenty of people perturbed - maybe even enough to force the political agenda.

Electioneering about health reform and tax cuts is starting to sound like old hat. The truly progressive politician could consider an anti-clamp campaign where the practice is banned and all clampers are redeployed as personal chaffeurs so nobody need ever park again.

Now that would be just the ticket.