Walkies Talkie
Those of us who hate the idea of dressing pets in woolly vests – be prepared – apparently the next sensation to hit the canine catwalks will be the pet mobile phone.
They’re not available in the shops but the makers website has more info. Attach and dial your mutts collarset which is automatically answered and then chat away.....hmm, the idea could work in America where pets are big business but I can see pitfalls over here...
Dogs don’t speak english and we don’t speak dog. No Irish person would be caught dead on the blower to rover, imagine being overheard with barks emanating from your handset. And pity the poor mongrel who is fitted with a pet phone only to discover the difficulty of texting with paws...
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