That's why we have the Quantum Sleeper. This loony invention is basically a queen bed sized bullet earthquake and tornado proof wooden box offering the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications. According to the website it even offers protection from kidnappers and stalkers…and has it’s own bio chemical filter and toiletry system…I wonder are they connected….…

Touch wood none of us will never need to experience the benefits of the Quantum Sleeper up close and personal but if we did then why oh why did they design it to look exactly like a coffin.