So goes the introduction to this game called Stupid Cupid – a Valentines game with a difference. You control a bare assed little cupid creature who’s training involves shooting arrows at various assailants. Avoid the devils dropping lovebombs and the occasional flying butt – don’t ask me I didn’t make the game – and you should make it through cupid boot camp with flying colours. Then you’ll be a fully affiliated love machine but only in the virtual world…

Well, you didn’t think it would work in the real world – that would be stupid cupid