Overseen by a self confessed prime porker, the Fat Club website is an un-pc male only website where multiple bellied blokes can gather to discuss the finer points of weight loss.

Pointing a pudgey finger at the notion of fad diets, Fat Club is designed for those who want the no nonsense approach to trimming the gut. 53 % of respondents to their online poll have never heard of Gillian Keith and you won’t find any mention of Green Tea Lifestyles.

Registered members are encouraged to build their own online sty where they can post updates on their fatty fluctuations. Best of all is a link to the ultimate porker comedy accessory - the one size fits all inflatable sumo suit and hat !