You could become a Flatulence analyst. Scientists are looking for assistants that will tolerate the gases emitted by subjects who have consumed half their weight in beans for intestinal research.

Or you could become a sensory Deprivation Research Subject. Locked into a small room with nothing in it for days on end, you won’t hear, feel or see anything, and eventually the hallucinations take over.
No? Then how about an Indian princess in waiting. You fan and feed grapes to the young princess all day, but if she gets married and her husband dies young, both you and your boss are sent to the funeral pyre so you may continue to serve him in the afterlife.
What was that job with the flatulence again?