Edubabble
The Leaving Cert is here, like a great big sweaty six armed parent staring over students shoulders as they cram as much useless last minute information into their tiny heads as they can.
Help is at hand. Check out this site, which is devoted to lexpionage, the art of inventing new words and phrases.
Prepare for your English exam by stretching your vocabulary and impressing examiners by calling Hamlet a “metrosexual stress puppy” while your mother becomes a “helicopter parent” hovering anxiously as you plough through the books chock full of “edubabble” and…well, you get the point.
Focussing on the end goal and Summer holidays will make things easier or, in lexpionage - "get through the weapon of mass distraction" and look forward to soccer leave in the “summer slide”
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