....their craniums crammed to capacity with the juicy fruits of the tree of knowledge.

The lesser-mortalled amongst us may not have random access to so much information but now we do have online access thanks to one website which answers thousands of trivial requests.

Next time someone asks you what is the humane way to euthanize a fish, what are the advantages of glass shelving or what is antidisestablishmentarianism you can give a knowing smirk, retire to your local internet emporium and find the answer in moments.

Your new found geekiness might have some downsides expect derision from your trendy friends and revulsion from the opposite sex but think of the bigger picture. After all, who would you like to be Bill Gates or Paris Hilton ?