featuring more cars crashing into cardboard boxes, mouldy moustaches and clichéd cops than you can shake a flared leg at.

Leer at a young Heather Locklear, or cringe at the sight of Bobby Ewing striding around in canary yellow swimming trunks in the Man from Atlantis. Be warned that your meander down memory lane could be obstructed by a guy in police uniform, gravity defying wig and corset

It is of course William Shatner in T.J. Hooker the seminal 80s cop series, with a heartening message for fat ex Starship captains everywhere, that your career can thrive, even if you insist on wearing a dead squirrel on your head.