.....monstrosity because the world’s most unstealable television has been revealed online. The world’s most unstealable TV is rendered unstealable by the fact that it’s made of concrete.

That’s right, we can’t even begin to understand the technology which makes it possible to broadcast pictures on a precast concrete block but the video evidence is online for all to see. The idea of having a slab of rock mounted in the lounge isn’t everybodys dream and delivery could be a problem but remember, there’s absolutely no way your new concrete tv can possibly be stolen unless 10 burglars arrive armed with a jcb.