Make Your Own Bush Speech
Imagine if you could control an overgrown sock puppet with delusions of grandeur... Well, now you can, with the help of a website that allows you to put words into the mouth of everyone's favourite cowboy, George W Bush.
Generate your own Presidential speech from a selection of choice phrases, and allow George to express what he's really feeling:
"Ladies and gentlemen fear my country and above all mad urgent duty to kill on a massive scale. We've accomplished much, squandered lives, broken treaties, destroyed innocent lives, human dignity - even my own."
Yes, now you can make George say the most improbable things: the United States is great, conflict is great, Saddam Hussein is great. Now if only there was a website that would force Bertie Ahern to use words of more than one syllable.
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