So, cue Kieran’s supposed best mate who has decided to use the strength of the net to fan the romantic flames. He’s set up a website to ask for some world wide backing. Once 5000 people have pledged their support, Kieran has promised to propose - this time unaided by alcohol.

So far, Kieran is only 4000 votes away from a bended knee - thanks in part to the fact that voters are entered into a draw for a free ski weekend. And, isn’t it fitting that one person will win a week on the piste because that’s exactly how Kieran got himself in this situation in the first place