Fashion criminals - those who think themselves above the conventions of colour and style. Which is why we need the Fashion Police website exposing these clothing misdemeanours.

For them, you can break any law just so long as you don’t do it in high waisted denim shorts or a leopard print dress, white collar criminals should only be prosecuted if the collar clashes with cuffs and a prison sentence is unthinkable if only because of the daywear.

Such is their success I think a tv show beckons. The small screen hasn’t successfully mixed fashion and crime since Tubs and Crockett wantonly displayed their forearms in Miami Vice so the demand is there. Who wouldn’t get switched on by CSI Wardrobe or NYPD Shoe !