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Movie Formulas that Must Be Stopped

We, the popcorn-munching, taco-crunching screen-peering masses have been drip fed the same regurgitated movie formulas for far too long.

Whilst we procrastinate, one website investigates with the top 6 movie formulas which should be stopped and why.

Let’s see - there’s the film where the ultra masculine action star gets stuck with a small child or children.

But, muscle men aren’t supposed to have sensitive sides. Sensitive sides are no use when you’re propelling rockets at rampaging terrorists and the middle of a blood bath is no place for McAuley Culkin.

Unless he’s starring in that other Hollywood fave - the film about psychotic litte kids who terrorize adults see Children of the Corn or the Omen or better still, don’t, if you think the idea of 9 year olds terrorising the neighbourhood is somewhat far fetched.

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