Marry Jodie Marsh
Fed up with going out with complete losers, it looks like Jordan lookie likie, Jodie Marsh has finally decided to settle down and get married.
The decision is made, all the arrangements are in place – except for one small detail – a husband.
Rather than looking for love in all the usual places – such as her local drinks emporium or the internet Jodie has a much better idea. She’s inviting applications, and then holding open auditions for her hubby to be. “I’m just a normal girl and I want to try and find true love”.
Of course you are, that’s why the whole shebang is being filmed for a reality tv show. Visit marryjodiemarsh.com and you can apply to be Jodie’s other half. Beware - although she says she’s looking for a soul mate, it’s more likely she’s looking for a cheque mate.
