Todays site celebrates another notorious driver - Top Gear’s Richard Hammond who, following his 280 mile an hour jet powered smash has now been dubbed the luckiest man alive. The Hamster fans at Hammond Heaven are so glad he’s still alive, they wrote him a special prayer.

Our Richard, Which art on Top Gear,
Hammond be thy name,
Thy girlies come, thy will be done
On earth as they are in Heaven.
Give us this day our DB9,
And forgive us our Smart cars,
And lead us not into James May,
But deliver us from Clarkson,
For thine is the Charger, the dogs and the bright shirts,
For ever and ever, Amen.