Anyone For Tee?
The Duffers Golf Club: One website is affectionately dedicated to golfers everywhere who have no idea where the next shot is going - it's a feast for the novice.
They've devised a scoring system for underachieving golfers whose desire outruns performance. With this system, a double bogey is renamed a grouse, a quadruple bogey is a turkey - and the worse the score, the more extreme the bird so 10 over par is known as a dodo.
They've got exclusive rights to the Harry Putter and the Professional Spoon series, recounting life in the Doglegs School of Golfing and Greencraft. And there's even a golf duffers songbook featuring classics re-formatted for the fairway...
I've played a round that's full
Of crappy shots, I've had a bad day,
But hey, that's how golf is,
I play it my way.
